年度最佳笑话:三个成功的妈妈和另一位更成功的妈妈 - 微动博

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四位朋友(妇女)毕业三十年后,终于再见面了!
4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion.....

One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
其中一位去拿食物,另外三位开始吹牛自己的儿子有多么成功!

No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich, he gave his best friend a ferrari.

第一位说,俺娃学习经济,成了银行家,给他朋友送的礼物就是法拉利!

No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline became so rich, he gave his best friend a jet.

第二位说,俺娃成了飞行员,有了自己的航空公司,超级富有,给他朋友送了一架喷气式飞机!

No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company became so rich, he build his best friend a castle.

第三位说,俺娃当了工程师,建了自己的公司,他也很有钱去,给他朋友修了城堡!

No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about.

第四位带着满满的一盘食物回来啦!她问老伙伴们都聊啥。

They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became and asked her about her son.

她们告诉了她,咱们在讲自己的孩子的成功,现在却轮到你来讲了!

She said her son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.

第四位告诉她们,俺娃是个同性恋,在一家基友吧干活。

The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son for not becoming successful.

三位老伙伴一致表示,那你应该太失望了,因为你的孩子这么不成功!

" Oh no !! " said the Lady, he is doing good.

哦,不,她说,他非常好!

" Last week on his birthday he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends..." .

上星期他生日,他的三位男朋友们送了他一辆法拉利、一架喷气式飞机和一座城堡!

All the 3 Ladies fainted ....

三个老伙伴都晕过去了。。。

( This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain.)

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